Die tolle Idee des Wochenendes

Was tut ein Christ, der nach seinem Tod in den Himmel fährt und ein Haustier zurück läßt?

Er mietet sich einen Atheisten, der sich um das Vieh kümmert.
Da kann nichts passieren, denn Atheisten kommen bekanntlich nicht in den Himmel.

Kein Witz - der Service wird in den USA angeboten:

Pay An Atheist For Post-Rapture

Pet Care Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner.
(AP Photo)Associated Press ALSTEAD, N.H.
-- Christians who believe they'll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets. For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that's left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15. The company's owner, Bart Centre, said his pet rescuers definitely won't be raptured because they've all blasphemed the Holy Spirit in writing, committing what they believe Jesus called the unforgivable sin. His Web site said the rescuers are animal lovers who "are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus."
Centre said he doesn't believe in God or the rapture, but is offering a service for those who do. The service is available in 22 states, including Oklahoma.


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