vor 22 Stunden
Dienstag, 29. Dezember 2009
Die schlausten Ami-Sprüche der letzten Dekade
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Michel Bachmann:
"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Britney Spears:
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Glenn Beck:
"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Rush Limbaugh:
"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Christina Aguilera:
"Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Michel Bachmann:
"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Britney Spears:
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Glenn Beck:
"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Rush Limbaugh:
"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Christina Aguilera:
"Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Donnerstag, 24. Dezember 2009
Mittwoch, 23. Dezember 2009
Christliche Weisheiten des Jahres 2009
“Jeffrey Dahmer believed in Evolution.’”
– The subject line of a widely circulated e-mail attacking the teaching of evolution in Texas public schools and suggesting that learning about evolution led Dahmer, an infamous serial murderer, to kill and cannibalize 17 boys, TFN Insider, February 2, 2009
“While state legislatures haggle over the words science, theory, and weaknesses, American schoolchildren continue to rank poorly in science education among the nations of the world. Pouring more money into the status quo of evolution-based science education isn’t the answer. Teaching the truth is.”
– Henry Morris III, a prominent evolution denier and CEO of the Dallas- based Institute for Creation Research, which has sued the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board for refusing to grant the organization approval to offer master’s of science education degrees in the state, U.S. News and world Report, February 2, 2009
“Personally, I don’t believe in evolution. I don’t believe I came from a salamander that came out of a pond.”
– State Rep. Leo Berman, R-Tyler, discussing his proposed legislation that would have exempted the Institute for Creation Research from the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board’s rules, Austin American-Statesman, March 16, 2009
“The obvious problem here is that it is simply not possible to be a Christian in any meaningful sense of the word, and at the same time, embrace the tenets of atheistic evolution.”
“What kind of monster parents teach their children that they’re descended from rodents and reptiles?”
“What do these apostate morons celebrate at their Sunday services, the lies about humanity’s origins told by Moses, Jesus, and Paul?”
– Robert Bowie Johnson Jr., writing in his book Sowing Atheism: The National Academy of Sciences’ Sinister Scheme to Teach Our Children They’re Descended from Reptiles, which Texas State Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy heartily endorsed. TFN Insider, March 18, 2009
“It must have slipped these people’s minds that God created the heavens and the earth and has control over what’s going on. (Dear Lord Jesus … did I just open a new pandora’s box?) Yeah, I said it. Do you honestly believe God would allow humans to destroy the earth He created? Of course, if you don’t believe in God and creationism then I can see why you would easily buy into the whole global warming fanfare.”
– Chris Allen, a Kentucky TV weatherman who holds no college degree, listed in a report by U.S. Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., as a member of a list of 700 “prominent scientists” who object to the statement that the scientific community has reached a consensus about the effects of human activities on global warming, EthicsDaily, April 20, 2009
Mehr schlaue Sprüche.
– The subject line of a widely circulated e-mail attacking the teaching of evolution in Texas public schools and suggesting that learning about evolution led Dahmer, an infamous serial murderer, to kill and cannibalize 17 boys, TFN Insider, February 2, 2009
“While state legislatures haggle over the words science, theory, and weaknesses, American schoolchildren continue to rank poorly in science education among the nations of the world. Pouring more money into the status quo of evolution-based science education isn’t the answer. Teaching the truth is.”
– Henry Morris III, a prominent evolution denier and CEO of the Dallas- based Institute for Creation Research, which has sued the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board for refusing to grant the organization approval to offer master’s of science education degrees in the state, U.S. News and world Report, February 2, 2009
“Personally, I don’t believe in evolution. I don’t believe I came from a salamander that came out of a pond.”
– State Rep. Leo Berman, R-Tyler, discussing his proposed legislation that would have exempted the Institute for Creation Research from the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board’s rules, Austin American-Statesman, March 16, 2009
“The obvious problem here is that it is simply not possible to be a Christian in any meaningful sense of the word, and at the same time, embrace the tenets of atheistic evolution.”
“What kind of monster parents teach their children that they’re descended from rodents and reptiles?”
“What do these apostate morons celebrate at their Sunday services, the lies about humanity’s origins told by Moses, Jesus, and Paul?”
– Robert Bowie Johnson Jr., writing in his book Sowing Atheism: The National Academy of Sciences’ Sinister Scheme to Teach Our Children They’re Descended from Reptiles, which Texas State Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy heartily endorsed. TFN Insider, March 18, 2009
“It must have slipped these people’s minds that God created the heavens and the earth and has control over what’s going on. (Dear Lord Jesus … did I just open a new pandora’s box?) Yeah, I said it. Do you honestly believe God would allow humans to destroy the earth He created? Of course, if you don’t believe in God and creationism then I can see why you would easily buy into the whole global warming fanfare.”
– Chris Allen, a Kentucky TV weatherman who holds no college degree, listed in a report by U.S. Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., as a member of a list of 700 “prominent scientists” who object to the statement that the scientific community has reached a consensus about the effects of human activities on global warming, EthicsDaily, April 20, 2009
Mehr schlaue Sprüche.
Sonntag, 20. Dezember 2009
Freitag, 18. Dezember 2009
Mittwoch, 16. Dezember 2009
Samstag, 12. Dezember 2009
Bescheidenheit
Selbst Toppbanker haben offenbar ein bißchen Schiss vor mieser PR.
Daher erklären die 50 Mio = peanuts-Vorstände nun Bescheidenheit.
Und nun kommt der Witz:
Die Milliarden-Verschleuderer von der HSH-Nordbank unterzeichneten als erstes diese Selbstkasteiung.
Einen Tag nachdem in der Hamburger Bürgerschaft durchgeboxt wurde, daß die Super-Pleitiers nicht für lumpige € 500.000 im Jahr arbeiten können, sondern 1,35 Mio Euro erhalten sollen.
Ja, genau jene Super-Pleitiers, die allein vom Stadtstaat Hamburg drei Milliarden in bar und zehn Milliarden als Bürgschaften zugeschossen bekamen, weil sie so sagenhaft, wie kein anderes Institut debakulierten.
Was sind eigentlich "exzessive Bonuszahlungen"? Banken, die wie die HSH-Nordbank mit Steuergeld gerettet wurden, scheinen dies anders zu definieren als große Teile der Öffentlichkeit: Während viele Menschen die neuen Bonuszahlungen für HSH-Banker ablehnen, weigert sich HSH-Aufsichtsratschef Hilmar Kopper sogar, überhaupt von Bonus zu sprechen ("Das Wort ist bei uns gestrichen"). Dabei können HSH-Vorstände ihr Grundgehalt von 500000 Euro im Jahr bei Erfolg locker mehr als verdoppeln.
CHRISTIAN BURMEISTER
Daher erklären die 50 Mio = peanuts-Vorstände nun Bescheidenheit.
Elf führende deutsche Großbanken und Versicherungen haben am
Donnerstag eine Selbstverpflichtung gegen exzessive Bonuszahlungen
vereinbart, die bereits ab 2009 gelten soll. Die deutsche
Finanzwirtschaft will damit die von der Gruppe der 20 führenden
Industrie- und Schwellenländer vereinbarten und ab 2010 geltenden
internationalen Regeln gegen exzessive Boni schon 2009 freiwillig
anwenden.
Donnerstag eine Selbstverpflichtung gegen exzessive Bonuszahlungen
vereinbart, die bereits ab 2009 gelten soll. Die deutsche
Finanzwirtschaft will damit die von der Gruppe der 20 führenden
Industrie- und Schwellenländer vereinbarten und ab 2010 geltenden
internationalen Regeln gegen exzessive Boni schon 2009 freiwillig
anwenden.
Und nun kommt der Witz:
Die Milliarden-Verschleuderer von der HSH-Nordbank unterzeichneten als erstes diese Selbstkasteiung.
Einen Tag nachdem in der Hamburger Bürgerschaft durchgeboxt wurde, daß die Super-Pleitiers nicht für lumpige € 500.000 im Jahr arbeiten können, sondern 1,35 Mio Euro erhalten sollen.
Ja, genau jene Super-Pleitiers, die allein vom Stadtstaat Hamburg drei Milliarden in bar und zehn Milliarden als Bürgschaften zugeschossen bekamen, weil sie so sagenhaft, wie kein anderes Institut debakulierten.
Was sind eigentlich "exzessive Bonuszahlungen"? Banken, die wie die HSH-Nordbank mit Steuergeld gerettet wurden, scheinen dies anders zu definieren als große Teile der Öffentlichkeit: Während viele Menschen die neuen Bonuszahlungen für HSH-Banker ablehnen, weigert sich HSH-Aufsichtsratschef Hilmar Kopper sogar, überhaupt von Bonus zu sprechen ("Das Wort ist bei uns gestrichen"). Dabei können HSH-Vorstände ihr Grundgehalt von 500000 Euro im Jahr bei Erfolg locker mehr als verdoppeln.
CHRISTIAN BURMEISTER
Freitag, 11. Dezember 2009
Donnerstag, 10. Dezember 2009
Mittwoch, 9. Dezember 2009
Dienstag, 8. Dezember 2009
Montag, 7. Dezember 2009
Sonntag, 6. Dezember 2009
Freitag, 4. Dezember 2009
Donnerstag, 3. Dezember 2009
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